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- Spectral Insights Issue 22by Altessa Ahmuluk, editor Gretchen Glass Top Wellness Tips For Spring 2026 Are Here. Number 3 Will Shock Your Dog! The first of May is quickly approaching, and as Jonathan Coulton warned us, outdoor activities will be on the rise. How can we enjoy refreshing healthy activities without the risk of ghosts ruining it with… Read more: Spectral Insights Issue 22
- Spectral Insights Issue 21Issue 21, Spring 2026 Written by Altessa Amhuluk, Edited by Gretchen Glass Stop Screaming Into The Void and Start Screaming Towards Innovation Even After College! A popular activity the youth of today is screaming into the void. Although there are therapeutic benefits to this practice, it mostly results in draining our precious energy and time.… Read more: Spectral Insights Issue 21
- Spectral Insights Issue 20Issue 20, January 2026 Written by: Altessa Amhuluk, Edited by: Gretchen Glass Top Tips To Make The Most Of The Year Of The Horse Without Attracting Cowboy Ghosts Into Your Life. Have you ever stopped to try on a cowboy hat, just to see if you could pull it off? Are there boots in your… Read more: Spectral Insights Issue 20
- Spectral Insights Issue 18How To Win At Setting New Year’s Resolution for 2026 It’s that wonderful time of year where we all sit down anddream up all the great things we’ll be doing in the new year. For some of us, that includes celebrating that we accomplished our goals for 2025, but for many it’s trying, once more… Read more: Spectral Insights Issue 18
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- Spectral Insights Issue 17November 2025, Issue 17 Falling Into The Perfect Job: How Playing To My Strengths Landed Me A Great Position And Fixed My Dog’s Behavioral Problems If you are one of the rare people who stumbled into their dream job, then I applaud you as you are clearly blessed by the clairvoyant cats in your life.… Read more: Spectral Insights Issue 17
- Spectral Insights Issue 16Issue 15 October 2025 Pumpkin Spice Blends Brought My Creativity to the Next Level and Gave a Bonus Benefit You Won’t See Coming! When you hear pumpkin spice, you probably think of a latte, a pumpkin, or a combination of both. However there is so much more potential to the pumpkin spice blend than most… Read more: Spectral Insights Issue 16
- Spectral Insights Issue 15September 2025, Issue 15 My Fall Productivity Soared After Making These 5 Simple Changes To My Office, Making Even Feng Shui Gurus Swoon. We’ve survived the heat waves and are ready for a cozy carefree fall, right? Beware! Don’t let the progressively shorter days and cool breezes distract you out of a productive final quarter… Read more: Spectral Insights Issue 15
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- Spectral Insights Issue 13Writer: Altessa Ahumuluk Editor: Gretchen Glass Who Is SPOG And Why Is Their Agenda Hurting You? Since their attack on EctoWash HQ back in January, many are wondering — who is the Society for the Preservation of Ghosts (aka, SPOG), and what are they up to anyways? Fear not, for we have heard your pleas… Read more: Spectral Insights Issue 13
- Spectral Insights Issue 12Issue 12 How to Make the Most Out of the Long Days of Summer Without Attracting Too Many Ghosts By Altessa Amhuluk It is finally here! We are just days away from the Summer Solstice, which means we are peaking into the longest days of the year. We’re all excited to create and innovate more… Read more: Spectral Insights Issue 12
- Spectral Insights Issue 11Issue 11, May 2025 How to Spring Clean So Hard All the Ghosties in Town Run for the Hills When They See You! By Altessa Amhuluk The sun is up longer and taking advantage of this spring, and so should we! When you deep clean your extra hours away over the next month, remember, what… Read more: Spectral Insights Issue 11
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- Spectral Insights Issue 10Issue 10 Here’s Why Traditional Ghost-Hunting Tech Just Doesn’tWork—And Why Capturing Ghosts via Soap Is the Future!By Altessa Amhuluk From Ghostbusters to Phasmophobia, ghost-hunting gadgets come in everyshape and size. Today, we see ghost hunters around the world using the sameold techniques to catch ghosts, but are these devices really helping anyone catchanything—other than frustration?… Read more: Spectral Insights Issue 10
- Spring Forward Is Here And Experts Say 91% Of The Living Are Not Preparing Properly! By Altessa Amhuluk While January dragged on, daylight savings popped up so quickly it has jarred many into a state of feeling continuously behind. Why does it take so many by surprise every year? Experts say it’s because we are not preparing ourselves for the right things, but instead are focusing on irrelevant things like… Read more: Spring Forward Is Here And Experts Say 91% Of The Living Are Not Preparing Properly!
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- Spectral Insights Issue 9The Best 3 Ways to Avoid A Haunting In the Bleak, Snowy, February Winter Nights
- Spectral Insights January 2025What Watching The Sunset at Noon on My Lunch Break Taught Me About Reaching My Potential Now By Altessa Amhuluk If you live in the more northern parts of the world, you know that without the innovation of electricity, we’d probably all have become ghosts, ashamed of how little we accomplish during the 9 out… Read more: Spectral Insights January 2025
- Spectral Insights December 2024Top New Year Resolutions That Will Help Deter Ghost Hauntings Number 5 Will Shock You! By Altessa Amhuluk New year, new you right? While you plan out your self improvement goals for next year, make sure to keep in mind potential ghosts you could be attracting. Whether it’s a ghost who’s horny for your new… Read more: Spectral Insights December 2024
- Spectral Insights November 2024Top New Year Resolutions That Will Help Deter Ghost Hauntings By Altessa Amhuluk As AI’s continues to increase its involvement in our lives, many are worried about these cleaver machines stealing our jobs. But have you considered the terrible consequences of all that AI power being haunted by an IT tech ghost out for revenge?… Read more: Spectral Insights November 2024
- Spectral Insights October 2024My daughter is actually a changling we’ve been raising due to a mix up at the hospital and it taught me some great tips on how to organize chaotic work environments. By Altessa Amhuluk My daughter was born at a small country hospital during a summer bonding retreat for our family business. It was a… Read more: Spectral Insights October 2024
- Spectral Insights September 2024My dog always gets the zoomies after their bath and this is what it has taught me about scheduling your time in the office right. By Altessa Amhuluk If you are a dog owner then you know how crazy your dog gets as you are drying them off after a bath. They’re clean and they… Read more: Spectral Insights September 2024
- Spectral Insights August 2024I untangled my vacuum robot from electrical cords and it beeped at me appreciatively, which made my day and taught me the importance of teamwork on the job By Altessa Amhuluk I was looking pensively out the window on my mid-morning kombucha break, when suddenly I noticed my robot vacuum, Alexei, was twirling around confused with… Read more: Spectral Insights August 2024
- Spectral Insights July 2024I Stood in a Mildly Breezy Afternoon During Cottonwood Season Pretending to Be In a Ghibli Movie, And Here Is What It Taught Me About The Importance of Personal Space in the Workplace By Altessa Amhuluk It was a semi-cloudy May day and the cottonwood was flittering around me on a gentle breeze as I… Read more: Spectral Insights July 2024